First Orders, Fewer Cuddles, and One Very Vocal CTO

Hello, Pie here 🐾

Big news from Woogle Wares HQ: Mum and Dad have officially packed and shipped their very first orders! 🎉 I watched them hustle around the house like squirrels on espresso—boxes flying, tape sticking to everything but the boxes, and treats disappearing into parcels instead of my mouth (rude).

As Chief Tasting Officer, I’m thrilled to see our goodies heading out to fellow pups. But let’s be honest… the cuddle deficit today was unacceptable. I tried everything—puppy eyes, strategic tail wags, even a dramatic flop in the middle of the packing zone. Nothing. So tonight, I’m protesting with extra-loud snores and a few well-placed love puffs under the duvet. You’ve been warned.

Thanks to all our early customers for supporting our little business. You’re helping Mum and Dad chase their dream—and giving me more reasons to taste-test delicious things. #loveyoubye

Snuggles (eventually), Pie 🐶